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The Awful Truths Since I've Been In My Sling:
I have not watered my garden and my plants
are now brown!
I eat ice cream at night and have gained five pounds.
I've found I like taking mid-afternoon naps rather than going to the gym.
My dogs were not let out timely since I couldn't move well - now I am housebreaking them again.
It's fun to do nothing and then talk about it on my cell.
I haven't been able to make my jewelry, but still order vintage parts.
I bought a beautiful cottage dresser and can't lift it out of the van.
I drive in my sling with one hand, but just to meet friends for dinner.
Margaritas are better than pain pills (of which I have taken zero pills, but have downed a few frozen Margaritas!)
I had to buy larger jeans to pull up with one hand.
I still dream of kissing the boys and making them cry!
What are your awful truths?
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